Santa: Yaar Main Do Mushkilon Me Fas Gaya Hu! Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Bivi Mekap Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahin Hota Aur N Kare To Biwi Bardasht Nahin Hoti!
Banta: Yaar Kal Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Call Kiya Tune Fone Ku Nahin Uthaya? Santa: Kyon Uthau? 30 Rupaye Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Vah Kya Tera Baap Sunega!
Banta: Yaar Agar Koi Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kaat Le To Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Bahut Aasan Hai Yaar Bina Sui Ka 'Insecson' Lagwana Chahiye!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Tab Meri Kamar Men Dard Hota Hai! Doctor: To Aap Aisa Karte Kyon Hain? Santa: To Men Apna Kacha Kaise Pahnu?
Santa: Yah Kya Tum Ek Aur Sut Le I? Abhi Parason Hi To... Jito (Gusse Men): Kya Kaha? Kya Parson Kya? Bolo? Santa: Nahin Parson Bhi Ek Hi Li Thi Aaj Do Le Aati!
Santa: Beti Piknik Par Jarur Jao Par Andhera Hone Se Pahle Ghar Wapas Laut Aana Pinki: Oh Papa Ab Main Koi Bachchi Thodi Naa Ho Santa: Isiliye To Kah Raha Hu